” No Place For Love, A Lover’s Trial ( A Play )

Characters: Setting:

Prince Quin Enchanted Fairy Forest ( Zare); Agar ( Town in which the queen and king owns.)

Prince Roezes

Princess Rebarnar Damsel Men:

King Theolam Sir’ Turk Sir’ Charles

Queen Theanor Sir’ Henry Sir’ Sammuel

Damsel Ladies: Others:

Mam’ Ceriala Lady 1, 2, 3

Mam’ Tyranea Servants

Mam’ Cadale Guards

Mam’ Chanelzar

Fairy:

Leba

ACT 1:

( Opening in the forest of Zare.)

( Princess Rebarnar sings softly as he picks berries off a berrial bush.)

Princess Rebarnar: Tis’ day is surely wonderful; May love find me today.

( Mam’ Cadale enters and walks by.)

Mam’ Cadale: Si, Mam? May love find you? Love has been without you in years. Love shall never find you in the town of Agar.

( Mam’ Ceriala enters and walks by.)

Mam’ Ceriala: Princess Rebarnar? No love shall find you in the town of Agar. You’ll be lucky to get a Sir’ instead of true love.

Damsel: I steal many men from you and lay with them for money. True love doesn’t exist, silly fool!

( Mam’ Ceriala and Mam’ Cadale walks off into the town of Agar and they both laugh.)

Act 2:

( Princess Rebarnar walks off into the town of Agar to sell her basket of berries to the market.)

Princess Rebarnar: I shall surely find love in the streets today.

( Someone yells, ” The prince is coming!) ( Prince Quin enters onto a white horse; Wearing a purple and gold girdle.)

Prince Quin: Hello, fellow people? Tis’ this day or next, I will rule the town of Agar and its people! Tonight is the night of the feast to celebrate my mother’s and fathers town Agar! Come all young and old, well shall all eat together!

( Prince Quin rides up to Princess Rebarnar and bows down his arm and horse.) ( He gets off his horse and leads into the market smiling and grinning into the damsels faces.) ( Mam’ Tyranea greets him and Mam’ Chanzelar.)

Both: Hello! ( As they bow down.)

Prince Quin: Greeting ladies, Will you two be at my fathers event tonight?

Both: Si, Prince Quin, we heard you bellowing like a crazy druken on the loose.

( They all laugh.)

Both: The time and what shall we wear?

Prince Quin: Come as you are and 5 pass the time.

Both: Si, We shall see you than.

( They leave, Prince Quin walks on and stumbles on Princess Rebarnar.)

Prince Quin: Hello? Fairlady? I have never seen you in the this town before; What brings you here?

Princess Rebarnar: Hello Prince Quin? ( She bows.) My name is Princess Rebarnar and I reside in the town of Zare about 20 minutes away from here. I bought some berries here to sell.

Prince Quin: Oh! A princess?

Princess Rebarnar: Si, Your prince?

Prince Quin: Would you be at my fathers event?

Prince Rebarnar: Probably, no.

Prince Quin: Why not?

Princess Rebarnar: I have nothing to wear and I’m not into these things; I don’t belong to this town.

Prince Quin: You do; You’ll be my special guest.

Princess Rebarnar: I don’t know.

( Mam’ Chanelzar enters in with a load of fish in a bucket.)

Mam’ Chanelzar: She’s not welcomed she doesn’t belong to this town. She believes that love will find her in the streets of Agar. She resides in Zare; A make-believe town and all. Mi friends told of her and her love dream. She was in the forest this morning singing and all. Love wil never find her here!

( She laughs a chuckle.) (Princess Rebarnar drops her basket of berries and runs off crying; Leaving Prince Quin and Mam’ Chanelzar looking in awe and amazement together now.)

CONTINUE…

Act 3

(Princess Rebarnar runs through the townspeople crying and sobbing knocking over baskets of fruits and herbs.) ( She runs right into the forest of Zare and stumbles over a rock; She falls to the ground while gasping for air and her voice.) (She breaths slowly.)

Princess Rebarnar: Why can’t love find thee? No one believes love can find thee. especially in the town of Agar. I pray to the goddess of love, to find true love for thee, but only to receive no love for thee. When will my prince come?

( She hears a small laughter.)

Princess Rebarnar: Who was that? ( She stands and looks around.)

Princess Rebarnar: Show yourself now!

( The fairy comes in her face; In total shock, Princess Rebarnar faints and hits the ground.) ( She wakes up to discover the fairy is gone and a young man is over her face discovering her body with his eyes.) ( She wakes up in fear and jumps up.)

Princess Rebanar: I beg your pardon!

Prince Roezes: I’m sorry Mam’ I didn’t mean to startle you, but you looked like you saw a ghost. I saw you in a distant faint from the other side of the woods. Oh by the way, my name is Prince Roezes.

Princess Rebarnar: Prince Roezes? How Sir’ ( She bows.)

Prince Roezes: My father owned Agar before he died he sold it to King Theolam and Queen Theanor; I haven’t been able to get the land after my mother died. No one knows where the will is for the land. Some say, ” That my father buried it because it had a special inheritiance in it for me.” Some about love and a princess, but I don’t know; You know how rumors go? Right?

Princess Rebarnar: Si’ I do.

Prince Roezes: You ok? Oh my your name? ( He laughs.)

Princess Rebarnar: Princess Rebarnar; Rebarnar that is!

Prince Roezes: Oh my! A princess how?

Princess Rebarnar: Mi father and mother use to own Zare in where we are. After he died I was given Zare.

Prince Roezes: My hmblests apology. ( He bows.)

Prince Rebarnar: Apology accepted, but I could sworn I saw a blue little fairy.

Prince Roezes: ( He laughs) I think not in the forest, but only in your mind.

Princess rebarnar: Oh…Must have been. ( She sighs.)

Prince Roezes: I must go; Shall I see you at the feast tonight?

Princess Rebarnar: I don’t know.

Prince Roezes: Oh come on! It’ll be fun! ( He drags his feet into the ground.)

Prince Rebarnar: …, but…?

Prince Roezes: I’ll meet you there; I’lls ee you around 4…Better yet! I’ll pick you up! How does that sound?

( Prince Roezes walks off.)

Princess Rebarnar: I, I , I , I , ….I have nothing to wear.

( She falls to the gorund and sobs some more…She hears a psss…sss…sss…)

( Fairy Leba flys to here and sits on her shoulder.)

( Princess Rebarnar looks up and gasps deepl; She wipes her eyes and stands to her feet.)

Princess Rebarnar: You do exist!

Fairy Leba: Yes, I do! I heard you crying and I heard what you said aswell. Please go that feast in dedication to true love.

Princess Rebarnar: True love?

Fairy Leba: Yes! You may be pleasantly surprised to know that it exists for you. I am your fairy to help you gain it.

Princess Rebanar: No true love resides in Agar in which King Theolam and Queen Theanor owns.

Fairy Leba: It can happen for you and anyone else; Just believe Princess Rebarnar, but go to that feast for true love and it will find you.

Princess Rebarnar: I have nothing to wear Fairy Leba.

Fairy Leba: You do! I will place a spell over you times 3; You must be in Zare by 3 A.M. dew or else everyone will see that’s you’re waiting on true love. Turn around quickly and fast; We don’t have the time.

( Princess Rebarnar turns around quickly and fast 3 times in a circle.)

Fairy Leba: Biddity! Boo! Boo! I call to the east, north, south, and west to place a spell over this lad. A spell of love, a spell of two hearts making one.; I place this spell times 3 in love. This spell will guide them tonight and unite them from far and apart!

( Princess Rebarnar stops spinning and is wearing a red ruby emerald dress with flowers of Zare in her hair.)

Princess Rebarnar: Oh my! What a trip? How do I look?

Fairy Leba: Like a princess should look. ( Princess Rebarnar catches her reflection in a running river.) ( She gasps and touches her face.)Hurry now before you’re late!

Princess Rebarnar: Thank-you! Thank-you! Thank-You!

( Princess Rebarnar goes running through Zare to meet Prince Roezes.)

Act 4

( Princess Rebarnar makes it home just in time for Prince Roezes.) ( Prince Roezes pulls up riding a white horse .) ( He jumps off the horse.) ( He knocks on the wooden door.)

Princess Rebarnar: Just a minute; I’m coming. ( She opens the door to see Prince Roezes in a feather tail hat, white fluffed tux top, black jacket, pants,and black laced boots.) ( His face hits the moonlight beautifully.) ( He bows and she stands in awe.) ( He grins and examines her apparel; Which caught his attention when she opened the door.) (She bows.)

Prince Roezes: You look wonderful.

Princess Rebarnar: Same to you.

Prince Roese: No really.

Princess Rebarnar: Thanks. ( Her cheeks become rosy red.)

Prince Roezes: Are you ready?

Princess Rebarnar: Yes!

( He helps her get onto the horse as she tries to keep her apparel in order.) ( They both gallop away into the moonlight.) ( They arrive at the feast.)

Prince Roezes helps Princess Rebarnar off the horse.) They’re both greeted by Sir’ Turk and Mam’ Ceriala.)

Sir’ Turk: Greeting Prince Roezes and lad. ( He bows.)

Mam’ Ceriala: Whom may lad be? She seems familiar.

Princess Rebarnar: It is I, Princess Rebarnar of Zare.

Mam’ Ceriala: Can’t be! Princess Rebarnar only wore rags and strips.

Sir’ Turk: You look amazing!

(Mam’ Ceriala bumps in Sir’ Turk in the stomach with her elbow.)

Sir’ Turk: Ouch!

( Mam’ Ceriala grins and walks off pulling Sir Turk behind her.) ( Prince Roezes greets Princess Rebarnar into the castle.) ( She enters in.)

Mam’ Tyranea: Wow! Who is that lad?

( Mam’ Cadale stops flirting with Sir’ Charles whose flirting with Mam’ Ceriala down the table.)

Mam’ Tyranea: She looks familiar; Um, she really does!

( She begins sipping on wine.)

Mam’ Ceriala: That lad you’re talking about is Princess Rebarnar from Zare.

Mam’ Tyranea: Can’t be! No, can’t be!

( She laughs.)

( All eyes look at Prince Roezes and Princess Rebarnar.) ( He pulls out a chair and she sits.) ( Queen Theanor and King Theolam both wave at Prince Roezes.) ( They speak.)

Queen Theanor: Who’s that lad and gent that has cometh?

King Theolam: I don’t know probably some outsiders from Zare.

Queen: Theanor: She and he looks very happy. Let’s meet them dear.

King Theolam: No! We wait! Besides enough action will come in once Prince Quinn comes in.

( Prince Quin comes in at that moment.) ( He greets the ladies and damsels.) ( He waves at his father and mother above the balcony.) ( They wave back.)

King Theolam: The show must go on! ( He stands to his feet among thousands of people and speaks loudly, but clear.)

King Theolam: We welcome you to our feast tonight. Tonight we celebrate my son Prince Quin reign over this town of Agar. In this room, lies a beautiful princess who will reside with him in this beautiful home of ours. ( All the ladies gasp, mumor, and smile.) ( King Theolam contines talking. ) Everyone begins talking.)

Mam’ Ceriala: The prince will choose me because I’m the most beautiful one of them all!

Lady 1: No man will choose you because you’re a man stealer and whore. ( Lady 1 laughs.)

Mam” Tyranea: He musts choose me because I have power over men.

Mam’ Cadale: That makes two of us than!

Mam” Chanelzar: Who makes you he doesn’t want me?

Mam’ Cadale: You’re right, he’ll use you for money and sex. You’ll be too stupid to realize it!

( All laugh and begin aruging.) King Theolam hears the racket and demands peace!) ( All the towns people become quiet.) ( Prince Quin stands to his feet and makes an announcement.)

Prince Quin: Ladies and gentlemen, Let the feast begin; My most humblest servants wil greet you to desert, music, food, and wine. Enjoy! ( Prince Roezes talks to Princess Rebarnar.)

Prince Roezes: How’s your night going so far? As his mouth is full of food.)

Princess Rebarnar: It’s going great I must say.

Princess Rebarnar: So, your full?

Princes Roezes: Yes, I’m full.

Princes Roezes: Shall we dance?

Princess Rebarnar: I guess…( Looks worried.)

Princes Roezes: Why worried and scared?

Princess Rebarnar: I can’t dance so very well.

Prince Roezes: Me either. ( They laugh together.) ( He catches a small glimpse of a small locket around her neck.)

Prince Roezes: Very pretty Mam’

Princess Rebarnar: In what you speath of?

Prince Roezes: That locket there.

( He reaches to touch it.) ( She pulls the locket away.)

Prince Roezes: Why so scared for me to touch it?

Princess Rebarnar: I’m waiting on true love No true love resides in this lustful and sinful town; My mother gave me this locket into trust of finding a man who wants me for my heart. I trust you not because you live in Agar.

Princess Roezes: You have to trust me; I love you Princess Rebarnar, I believe in true love, and I believe in you.

Princess Rebarnar: How do I trust you?

Prince Roezes: You give me your heart. ( They look into each other eyes and slowly kiss each other under the moonlight hoovering over the castle.) ( Prince Quin interrupts.)

Prince Quin: ( Clears throat.) ( They stop kissing.) Well, well, well, umh…Kissing love birds I see. You know that’s banned in the town of Agar, Prince Roezes. Guards take him away!

Princess Rebarnar: No! No! No!

Guards: Come on fellow! Lets throw him the dungeon. ( All awe.)

( Princess Rebarnar breaks off her heart locket and throws it to Prince Roezes who catches ir while fighting the guards off.)

Guard: You think that heart locket will save you? You must be thinking wrong! ( Prince Roezes is to be held tight while headed to the dungeon.) ( Princess Rebarnar speaks.)

Princess Rebarnar: I love you and I will save you! ( She falls to her knees crying.) (Everyone awes.) ( Lady 2 and 3 speaks.)

Lady 2: Did she say, ” I love you?”

Lady 3: I think she did.

( Mam’ Cadale enters in and walks up.)

Mam’ Cadale: No love exists here loser! ( She laughs) ( Everyone laughs.) ( Prince Quin comforts her.)

Prince Quin: No everyone stop teasing Rebarnar or whatever! ( He has a grin on his face.) She’s my new wife; I’ll make love to her and make her my wife.

Princess Rebarnar: No! ( She pulls away)

Prince Quin: Yes! I can do better than your fairytale love story.

Princess Rebarnar: Watch and see in action. I will save Prince Roezes; he will rule Agar! ( Everyone laughs.)

Prince Quin: Everyone party’s over! ( Everyone moans and awes.)

Act 5:

Prince Quin: Make love to me. ( They make love in darkness naked again.)

Princess Rebarnar: No! We’re not even married and I don’t love you.

Prince Quin: I love your beautiful body though. One day we’ll get married.

Princess Rebarnar: I’m going to BED.

(As prince Quinn sleeps late at night; She sneaks to the dungeon to make love to her true lover.)

( Princess Rebarnar and Prince Roezes are planning a way to get the will.)

Prince Rebarnar: Where could this will be?

Prince Roezes: In King Theolam and Queen Theanor’s room.

Princess Rebarnar: I’ll get it!

Prince Roezes: Now?

Princess Rebarnar: Yes!I’ll be back ( She runs off.)

( This is the time where I need Leba’s help as she thinks.) ( Leba fly’s beside her.) ( Princess Rebarnar stops in shock.)

Fairy Leba: You need help?

Princess Rebarnar: Yes! I need to find that will and key to get Prince Roezes out.

Fairy Leba: King Theolam and Queen Theanor doesn’t have it.

Princess Rebarnor: You knew this? Why didn’t you say anything at first?

Fairy Leba: I wanted you to identify true love first and I knew.

Princess Rebarnar: Of course the marriage liscense; he wants me to sign that and the will. He’s been itching for me to get married to him.

Fairy Leba: We don’t have much time; I’ll get the key and you’ll get the will. ( Princess Rebarnar hurries to get the will not by waking Prince Quin up.) ( She gets the will and opens the gate to let Prince Roezes out.) ( They kiss and hug; thanks to Fairy Leba. All the noise has woke up Queen Theanor and Prince Quin.)

Queen: They are happy together.

Prince Quin: Can’t be! Your my wife!

Princess Rebarnar: No! I’m not I haven’t signed the will to give you Agar or anyone else. You lied to everyone.

Queen Theanor: Is this true? Son?

Prince Quin: Well, yes! True love doesn’t exist here!

Queen Thearnor: It does exist; Your father and I had you and we did it out of true love. You had everyone brainwashed son! Agar means little town of love and the goddess of love is Zare. For your behavior your banned out of Agar and Zare. I have something better for you to deal with. ( She snatches the wand out of Fairy Leba’s hand.) (She recites bibbdity boo! boo! Make this prince a nasty frog; Make him find true love through many kisses and slimy toads.) ( Prince Quin is now a frog.)

Prince Quin: Ribbit, tibbit, ribbit.( They all laugh.)

( Prince Roezes and Princess Rebarnar finally kiss and live happy ever after in the town of Agar.)